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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
一般女人总是选择美貌而非智慧，因为一般男人总是看得清楚，想得糊涂。

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !有热火的性，有快性，有群性，有安全性，有皮革性，有电话性，但对你这张脸，没性趣。

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you。红色玖瑰，蓝色罗兰，我天生丽质，但你怎么会长成这样？

I opened my wallet&fonund it empty,reached into my pocket&found no coin,searched my life&found you!Then I realized how rich I was. 打开我的钱包，空的。伸进我的口袋，没钱。寻觅我的人生，找到了你。我才发现我是多么的富有。

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. 一个人的信用卡被偷了。但他不去报案，因为小偷花的钱比他老婆少。

A man walks into a psychiatrist\'s office wearing only underwear made of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, \'Well, I can clearly see you\'re nuts.一个人去看精神病诊所，他只穿一条塑料做的内裤。精神病医师说：好的，我现在可以很清楚地看到你的睾丸（这里“睾丸这个单词也有神经病的意思）。

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don\'t worry I don\'t cry, I\'m just happy that cows can\'t fly! 小鸟天上游，鸟屎我脸上留，但是我不愁，飞的不是牛！

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honey,how do i live without you? i miss you every minute and every second.亲爱的 离开你我怎么活啊 我想你每分每秒

when i first saw you, i saw love! When I first touch you, I feel love! 我第一次看到你时我看到了爱情 我第一次摸到你时我感到了爱情

you never know how I love ou, please don't take my sunshine away! 你永远不会了解我多爱你 请不要把我的阳光带走

Becaues you near me, the world will be more beautiful! 因为你在我身边 这个世界会更加丰富多彩

I'll never break your,I'll never make you cry,I would die if i live without you! 我永远不会让你伤心落泪 如果你离开我我会伤心死的